The Merman - Words and Music by Keith Sutcliffe
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INTRO
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VERSE 1
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Crazy hairdo
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I ride a bike to
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work and then I hear about how I screwed you
The other guys there
Are goin' out yeah
I got one car so my wife had to drive me here
I'm a nice guy
and I do nice things
like hanging with the retards on the weekend
In my winter socks
And my Birkenstocks
Helping' out the people
And I'm trying to make some new friends
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I ride a red bus
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and I never cuss yeah
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Wavin' at my peeps
I Shave my head
because of head lice
I got in Mozambique
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Me an' JC hanging out on the weekends
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In a city kids skit where I dress like a merman
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VERSE 2
I got a great job
An' I make great pay
but I'm in a shitty apartment what can I say
I got no boob tube
But I still see
All my favorite shows at the hall on the TV
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CHORUS
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